Funnel Cakes
1 c flour
3/4 c milk
1 egg
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
mix well
heat (cheap veggie) oil 1.5" deep in a wide pan to 360*
put 1/2 cup batter in a funnel (or load it all in a pancake squeeze thingy)
release about 1" above oil, draw pretty patterns in the oil, don't make too thick
cook 1.5-2 min until brown, flip once, drain on paper towels and top with favorite sugary substance
eat while warm